I kid...I kid. For the record I have P320 myself. Had to send it back to have it "fixed" for the drop fire problem but so far doesn't seem to have any of those issues. Then again I'm not dropping it on the regular.
Combining the weight and balance of our classic metal-framed pistols with the performance and reliability of the P320.
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A little fancy though, I might just get a 'regular' AXG for $300 less; still would be the most I've spent on a handgun... we'll see how 2022 treats me.