Pennsylvania School District Arms Its Teachers — With 16-Inch Baseball Bats

[Robin]

You can really launch a can of corn with a 16" bat, Double Jeopardy.
Robin

 

[ProgSpear]

Sorry, but anyone that thinks a 16" bat would be useful for anything is likely from the planet Dildon.

 

[Marine Cpl]

I'd rather have an assault hammer.

That would be an NFA regulated SBR sir.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Bats my ass, those are seal clubs.

Say goodbye to the freshman class.

 

[Acer-m14]

best part yet .. the bats are going to be locked up in the classrooms 1:10 mark