Bring in the clowns! Pelosi better lay off the face lifts, squinchy doesn't become her. Schmucky Chucky needs that smirk slapped right the fuck off his face. And wtf is with the red cowbitch?
The FBI would have been called in to gather evidence
Lynch would have already started a federal investigation and issued federal hate crime indictments
Mayor Rahm dead fish would have already made a multi-million dollar settlement with the family
The Congressional Black Caucus would have insisted on new legislation
Revs Al and Jessie would have been on the ground looking for news cameras to rant into
The naacp would have mobilized in Chicago
KIds and teachers would have gotten a day off school to deal with the trauma
The local CVS and Footlocker would be in ruins