Who is that groping little Mikey Bloomturd?
And finally....
According to the President ...
According to the President ...
"These turkeys will remain calm under any condition,” Trump said. “Which is good because they’ve been subpoenaed to appear in Adam Schiff’s basement on Thursday.”
“Unlike previous witnesses, you and I have actually met,” Trump said to the birds on Tuesday.
For good measure, Trump took a swipe at the media as well: “I expect the pardon will be popular with the media,” Trump said. “After all, turkeys [are] closely related to vultures.”