Russian Space Chief threatens to abandon US Astronaut on International Space Station

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Russian Space Chief Dmitry Rogozin threatened today that Russian cosmonauts leaving the International Space Station would abandon an American astronaut in the satellite.

Rogozin previously threatened to let the ISS crash into the United States.

Russian Space Chief Threatens To Abandon American Astronaut Aboard The International Space Station, Sending Many Memes Into Orbit

Russian Space Chief Dmitry Rogozin threatened today that Russian cosmonauts leaving the ISS would abandon an American astronaut in the station, sparking a feud with Scott Kelly and numerous memes.

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Kelly responded to a video shared by Rogozin showing U.S. flags being removed from a Soyuz rocket, and Russian cosmonauts leaving the ISS as American astronaut Mark Vande Hei is left behind.

In a post sharing the video which was produced by Roscosmos, Rogozin said: “The launchers at Baikonur decided that without the flags of some countries, our rocket would look more beautiful,” showing the removal of British and American flags.

Kelly replied in Russian to the tweet, saying: “Without those flags and the foreign exchange they bring in, your space program won’t be worth a damn. Maybe you can find a job at McDonald’s if McDonald’s still exists in Russia.”

 

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[Mosinitis]

NY POST. Tabloid for country club republicans.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Everything's going so well. Let's Go Brandon.

 

[togmaster]

The way shit is going on, I'd rather be in space.

 

[Mosinitis]

I call BS on this whole story. They may remove the flag, but they are not going to abandon astronaut.

 

[Toecutter]

Are we not using dragon capsules to transport astronauts to the ISS?
Fuck using those old ass soyuz garbage cans.
I say unbolt the Russian side of the iss and push that shit out into space. The Russians don't do anything productive up there anyway.

 

[fresch]

Why are we using enemy rockets to get there in the first place!?
Ghetto s burning soon white men walking on the moon.

 

[kev74]

If you had asked someone in 1965 how a joint venture in space with the US and the Russians, they would have predicted this exact scenario.

 

[GOYABEAN]

Well know matter what if the Russian cosmonauts are leaving the U.S. or others involved in up keep of station need to find who's going to manage keeping it in orbit?

 

[fresch]

Spacex

 

[FrankenCub]

Spacex

That was my first thought. SpaceX got NASA and the Russian space program look like Jr high students.

 

[fresch]

Nasa is a money laundering outlet for government officials and the military industry comp. That has to produce every now and then.

 

[SomeSoldier]

Good thing we outsourced that.

 

[spat]

If I was the astronaut, I think I'd rather wait for a ride from Musk than land in Russia right now anyway.

Musk could probably pick him up by the end of the week. SpaceX is far more agile than NASA or anyone else in the industry.

 

[Toecutter]

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

Can I get an abandoned space station title?

 

[Jmac00]

first thing I thought, Elon is already figuring a way to get a new crew up there with supplies and bring that guy home

Then change the locks and tell Russia to go fuck themselves, don't bother any more

 

[Bigfoot]

Were living in interesting times.

 

[libertysnake]

first thing I thought, Elon is already figuring a way to get a new crew up there with supplies and bring that guy home

Then change the locks and tell Russia to go fuck themselves, don't bother any more

Yeah, me too. Thinking "lol don't need your sputnik bullshit we have SpaceX."

 

[Saltwater60]

I call BS on this whole story. They may remove the flag, but they are not going to abandon astronaut.

No? Because they aren’t killing civilians in Ukraine? I’d think leaving an astronaut is pretty easy for them to do. I’m not saying it’s true, but I wouldn’t put it past them.

 

[Saltwater60]

Good thing we outsourced that.

Biden is working on it coming back to America though, just ask him.

 

[Mosinitis]

No? Because they aren’t killing civilians in Ukraine? I’d think leaving an astronaut is pretty easy for them to do. I’m not saying it’s true, but I wouldn’t put it past them.

Look up civilian casualties in Iraq, a war which was based on a lie. They still have a lot of catching up to do to be as bad as us.

 

[fresch]

Hunter could smoke up and just space out and bring him home!

 

[Toecutter]

Choose your ride

 

[Saltwater60]

Look up civilian casualties in Iraq, a war which was based on a lie. They still have a lot of catching up to do to be as bad as us.

No doubt. We’re no saints either.

 

[Acer-m14]

wonders if Mark Vande Hei controls the docking procedures .. if so .. now that is gunna be funny ,,, Dock closed come back in 6 months ..

 

[holdover]

Are we not using dragon capsules to transport astronauts to the ISS?
Fuck using those old ass soyuz garbage cans.
I say unbolt the Russian side of the iss and push that shit out into space. The Russians don't do anything productive up there anyway.

Thats not true, they have tested the effects of vodka in space, They found that you still lose your balance when your floating

 

[ManualF150]

I read someplace: Russia says that sanctions on the country could cause the International Space Station to crash into the ocean. The head of the Russian space agency Roscosmos called on Saturday for the sanctions against Russia to be lifted.