Texas lawmaker files bill that would penalize men $100.00 FOR Masturbating

[masterswimmer]

 

[holdover]

Im out too

 

[Darth]

This might put me in a sticky situation.

 

[Acer-m14]

attaches another bill to it .... females will pay a $100.00 fine for every egg dropped on that special day of the month .... just to be fair you know
.. they want equality ..

 

[Koz]

Sheep farmers all across Texas are guarding their herds.

 

[livingston]

Must have a connection to the bill allowing men in the woman's locker rooms. ... You know that transgender thing ...Some times I feel like a woman some times I don't ...

 

[Deplorable Me]

Dear Rep Farrar, IOU.

 

[Catskillkid]

Dear Rep Farrar, IOU.

Maybe send her a sample in one of those little plastic cups?

 

[wizrd]

I bought a fitbit last Friday - I've already masturbated 17 miles....just saying.

 

[prambo]

I used my left hand yesterday - just had to have some "strange".

 

[Grimscale]

So she has the time to introduce "satirical" legislation. Every other issue in TX has been resolved. Good job, TX Legislators!