The end has come.

[E the massive]

Gotcha. The best option these morons have to protect your children can be rendered useless with a garbage can lid.

 

[stokes]

Man with rifle surrenders to kids with rocks?

 

[Acer-m14]

with all the fluid genders can they even throw a rock ... you can't say you throw like girl anymore ... LOL ..

 

[Acer-m14]

Dr. David Helsel needs to be arrested .. PETA Where are You!!! .. save the pet rocks ... Pet Rocks have feelings too ..

 

[Shadow2]

Rocks? Use the fucking rocks to break out the windows and run like a mother fucker in a randomized zig zag pattern ... Every class room needs a bullet proof exit door in order to evade what ever is coming up the hall ... Being trapped is easily solved. A door to the outside can be installed in a day.

Second floor may be a bit tougher but ground level updates are a start. The art classes in high school had their own exits ... the entire class could be outside in less then a minute.

Lock downs don't do shit once the piece of shit is in the building.

 

[Mr. terzmo]

It beats sticking your head up your @$$ and kissing it goodbye. (not by much, but better)

 

[masterswimmer]

My wife had a better idea than the thought provoking river rocks. How about filling the five gallon buckets with marbles and train the students to dump the buckets in the shooters path. This way they don't have to cause as much physical harm to the shooter and yet they can escape to safety.

 

[BDinPutnam]

Oh hell with it.

Install chemistry lab dump (wash) tanks in the ceiling in every classroom. Filled with chloroform. Knock everyone out in two seconds. Problem solved.

 

[Shadow2]

At least there teaching kids its OK to kick some ass when needed, its been lost for far too long.

Once the cities started with gun violence in schools all schools became no fight zones .. its screwed up normal development IMO.

 

[DoD1776]

Atleast it’s something... beats hiding under a desk tbh.

 

[kev74]

Atleast it’s something... beats hiding under a desk tbh.

Its not something. Its nothing. Its less than nothing. Its a false sense of security for the mentally challenged. To everyone else, its bullshit.

 

[libertysnake]

When someone says something that stupid, that should be grounds to take a vote for to impeach them.

That guy is definitely on some rock. (Pun intended.)

 

[kev74]

When someone says something that stupid, that should be grounds to take a vote for to impeach them.

That guy is definitely on some rock. (Pun intended.)

And the other tool justifies and encourages the first by saying his kid threw a rock at him and it hurt.

It pisses me off that these assholes make more money than I do.

 

[DoD1776]

Its not something. Its nothing. Its less than nothing. Its a false sense of security for the mentally challenged. To everyone else, its bullshit.

Either that or when the shooter gets in the room you’re even more defenseless, I’m picking up something and throwing it at him and wacking him across the face... whether it’s a textbook or a chair. Or I’m stabbing him/ her stabbed in the wind pipe. So yeah, I’m not sitting there doing nothing, I’d rather have a rock than beg him/her not to shoot me.

 

[kev74]

Either that or when the shooter gets in the room you’re even more defenseless, I’m picking up something and throwing it at him and wacking him across the face... whether it’s a textbook or a chair. Or I’m stabbing him/ her stabbed in the wind pipe. So yeah, I’m not sitting there doing nothing, I’d rather have a rock than beg him/her not to shoot me.

Improvised weapons are all well and good, but expecting that providing a bucket of rocks in each classroom will be an effective way to supplement security is ridiculous at best, but more likely, is a way to pander to the anti-gun crowd while fooling the sheep. Its a fraudulent substitution for real security.

 

[Robin]

Great idea for teaching the kiddies mans technical development starting with the neolithic age. Living (or dying) history, its all the rage.
Robin

 

[ProgSpear]

I have a Rock Chucker, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it to chuck the suggested rocks.

 

[kev74]

Maybe they should give the kids Rockchuckers to chuck.

 

[Defilade]

Bringing a stone to a gun fight? Sorry! Try again.

 

[ProgSpear]

Maybe they should give the kids Rockchuckers to chuck.

LOL!!! How many rocks can a Rock Chucker chuck, when a Rock Chucker can chuck rocks?