The Sacrifices I Do for the Gun Community!

[BerettaGuy]

Back in 2014, I switched my "Party Affiliation" from nothing to Democrat.
I did it so I could vote against Hildabeast!
I have never switched it back so I am getting phone calls from pollsters for whom I cross my fingers when answering their stupid questions by telling little white lies.
I get snail mail flyers from Local and National DemocRATS.
Today, I got this "email" from the queen of smelly stale farts herself.
Because it made me puke in my mouth, I thought I would spread the joy with you all so you can enjoy the taste of whatever you ate last again.




Of course, If I were writing this letter it would go something like this:

​ ​ Her: BerettagGuy, it’s Hillary Clinton. ME: Beretta Guy, it is I Hildabeast! Her: I’ll be blunt: The pundits are saying we need a history-defying election year to defend our House majority in 2022. ME I'll be blunt: democRATS are going to get their asses handed to them in the upcoming election. It is going to be epic history! Her: And to that, BG, I have just one thing to say: I know all about history-defying moments. ME: And to that, BG, I have just one thing to say: I know how to spin history and any and all facts. Her: In 2001, I became the first First Lady to serve in the Senate. Me: In 2001, I after using my sexy hairy legs to lure in a political numbskull, I became the First Lady, and then the first First Lady to serve in the Senate after promising 20,000 new jobs for Western NY. Proving to Cuomo, that you can promise anything to these stupid mouthbreathing knuckle-dragging fools and they will vote for you. Her: In 2009, I became Secretary of State -- just the third woman out of the 66 secretaries who preceded me. ME: In 2009, Obama promised me a patronage job if I didn't run against him. He made me Secretary of State -- I would have been the third woman out of the 66 secretaries who preceded me, but I am not a biologist so I can't say that. Her: And in 2016, together we nearly shattered that highest, hardest glass ceiling in my campaign for the White House. ME: And in 2016, together with a pussified mainstream media working with Hollywood media, we nearly shattered that highest, hardest glass ceiling in my campaign for the White House. And we would have if my knucklehead husband didn't convince me to listen to the polls. If the polls were not trying to kiss my ass, I would have pulled the "Pandemic" button earlier and forced mail-in ballots. HER: But BG, I’m not done defying history yet -- and I know you aren’t either. So I’m asking you personally: Will you help me prove the pundits wrong by chipping in $3 before midnight to elect House Democrats and defend our House majority? It’s all on the line this year. >> ME: SEND ME MO MONEY! Her: There’s no denying the last few years have been challenging, Beretta Guy, Me: There’s no denying the last few years have been totally effed up! Beretta Guy but because of the pandemic button, we now have a dementia patient as President who can still read a teleprompter that me and Barack program. So that is a good thing. Her: But watching grassroots supporters like you rise up to elect a Democratic House majority, defeat Donald Trump, and flip the Senate blue has affirmed that, despite it all, we are truly stronger together. ME: Because of the pandemic button, we were able to rise up to elect a Democratic House majority, defeat Donald Trump, and flip the Senate blue. Get ready for new and more obstructive outbreaks so we can vote my mail again. So send me mo money!​

 

[dsdmmat]

Lol

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[BerettaGuy]

CRAP!
Now I got this from googley eyes himself.



it’s Adam Schiff – and I have a question for you:

Do you believe Donald Trump and his party of voter suppression, obstruction, and prejudice should be prevented from controlling Washington ever again?

If you said yes, I couldn’t agree more.

Now let me ask you something else:

Do you believe we must elect more Democrats – so that we can continue defending our democracy, investing in infrastructure, reducing child poverty, and so much more?

If you said yes, then I’m hoping you’ll join me in supporting the DCCC at this pivotal moment for our Democratic House Majority.

The DCCC is just 72 hours away from their first End of Quarter Deadline of 2022, and it’s critical they have the funds necessary to defend Democrats.

 

[SonOfSun]

A wee bit over the top. But I'll give you points for creativity. 8/10. Not bad at all.