Toy Gun Exchange

[alistair]

If your child got a scary plastic toy gun for Christmas, you can trade it in, just like the gun buyback programs, because, you know, there is a rash of folks getting mowed down with nerf blasters and bump stock equipped squirt guns.

 

[Target]

Teach them young that firearms are evil and only those with bad intent have them.

What are they exchanging them for?
Ninja Turtle action figures promote violence and are not gender neutral.
Perhaps a Barbie with a career and appropriate skin tone ( not white).
Fluffy bunny slippers? ... oops. PETA may not approve.
Video games are too violent.
Dora the Explorer VHS gift box set?

 

[E the massive]

Turn em in for nunchuks or my favorite term "danger sticks".

 

[Justincase]

My son got two nerf guns for xmas. One is a Chewbacca version that lights up and makes noise when you shoot it. It even shoots two rounds at once! I'm expecting the ATF to kick down our door any minute now.

 

[alistair]

I had one of these -

 

[CaseHardened]

The HUBLEY Atomic Disintegrator Cap Gun is hard to beat. It was even in a movie !


The only problem is getting Paper Cap Rolls from the 1950's.

Prior to the Gun Control Act of 1968 Paper Caps had a much larger load of powder. They were loud and FUN ! And they smelled awesome.

Modern caps spit rather than shout.