What do YOU bring to the table?

[livingston]

 

[fnfalguy]

I’m mostly eye candy.

 

[1911guy]

Mostly a large appetite.

 

[Depick]

My willingness to help repopulate the human race

 

[E the massive]

Shitty attitude and questionable morals.

 

[BDinPutnam]

I don't eat much and I know how to break stuff real good.

 

[Target]

Someone has to be the town idiot.
I'm qualified.

 

[Robin]

I'm about good for delaying action while you get out of Dodge.
Robin

 

[ProgSpear]

Speed bump.

 

[Phazer]

Someone has to be the town idiot.
I'm qualified.

No! You cannot have my position.

 

[BDinPutnam]

I'm about good for delaying action while you get out of Dodge.
Robin

Your rate of fire is too low.

 

[REF]

I’m the biggest asshole you’ll ever meet?

 

[Robin]

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Pew
Robin

 

[Twogunwilly]

I like boobies

 

[Target]

No! You cannot have my position.

I tell you what.. I'll say/ do stupid shit and you keep bringin' Sexy back....

 

[Jmac00]

this SOB has been blinking for 5 years now

 

[Phazer]

I tell you what.. I'll say/ do stupid shit and you keep bringin' Sexy back....

I just looked in the mirror. I think we should switch roles.

 

[Depick]

Shitty attitude and questionable morals.

This cracks me up!