You spent $3 million to study "Jaws" music

[Burzum]

In case you are a hard-working person outraged at how the Feds waste your money, you will love this one:
Feds Spend Tax Dollars To Discover Frat Brothers Like Alcohol, Girls Like Dolls, And Sharks Are Scary

-$5 million spent to see if college kids drink more when a football game is being played,
-$4 million spent to figure out why people fear visiting the dentist,
-$3 million spent to see if sharks are more scary when the "Jaws" music is playing in the background,
-$300,000 to discover girls liked dolls,

and the list goes on....................don't you love big government?

 

[Podmonkey]

None of this money was actually spent on the things listed. Most of it was actually spent on drugs and hookers and a portion on lavish gifts for spouses to keep them looking the other way while our senators bang child prostitutes in drug fueled orgies. I imagine that at least one boat was purchased with this money as well.

 

[prambo]

None of this money was actually spent on the things listed. Most of it was actually spent on drugs and hookers and a portion on lavish gifts for spouses to keep them looking the other way while our senators bang child prostitutes in a drug fueled orgy. I imagine that at least one boat was purchased with this money as well.

Paging @4excal.

 

[Plater1]

I would have done it for half that.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

I would have done it for half that.

I'd have done it for free.

 

[4excal]

Paging @4excal.
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Yea, I wish they bought me a boat with your hard earned cash