The theme from Taxi makes great background music for pooping
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LOUD is not ALLOWED!!!!
"I'm only a dolphin mam"
"A DOLPHIN?!........well okay"
"A DOLPHIN?!........well okay"
Woke up this morning, went outside and noticed that it looked nice out.
……So I left it out.
……So I left it out.
I fell out of the back of a trailer last night right onto my knee caps and now there are the same color and shape as a plum.
Driving large commercial trucks in winter is so much fun! It's not at all like a combination of rectal exam/root canal/horror movie.
I haven't bought a single gun this year.
It's a humbling moment when you realize your pet has actually trained you to do something.
Nothing like taking a nice, long, relaxing dump on company time.
Come to think of it....I have never seen a Chinese Restaurant commercial in my life.
why do fast food window workers think they're intitled to tips now?
I had the slowest, rudest and nastiest cashier today. I’m done using the self checkout.
In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Communists"
"Evil" is an abstract and arbitrary construct.
Where am I?
you mean right on the DMV tint exemption for MV-80W? okay I will have to as well read over a couple of times myself as it says it has to be filled out by a doctor..atleast part 2..and didn see any fine print... but again I will pour over it a couple times....thanks for the heads up.
Awaiting delivery of new tractor this afternoon!!
Back after some time away. This is still the best Freedom based board. Thank you
stay away from banner brand canned sausage, looks like canned cat food,
overly salty, not sausage at all
overly salty, not sausage at all
I ate a can of Hormel Tamales. Not great, not awful. I do however have the feeling of someone who has loaded a nuclear shell into Atomic Annie.
I hate waiting in line behind someone picking out what flavor of cancer they want to smoke
Just won a ebay auction on a 4 wheeler about 10 minutes from my house,been wanting one for over 20 years,woot woot!!!!
If you see a truck with Arabic script on it and the ridiculous dangling trim inside be warned: it's code for "doesn't know how to drive".