Chicago Mayor allegedly has "the biggest dick in Chicago"

[Xae289]

Can't say I doubt it when Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot claims to have a giant hog. Never did say it was natural though...

 

[Dr. Evil]

What the hell does she know about dicks? That's her kryptonite. What a disgusting individual she is.

 

[SomeSoldier]

Micro Penis.

 

[cgrutt]

Must be a Chicago thing...

 

[Saltwater60]

She just has a small foot.

 

[prambo]

Who cares how big Beetlejuice's schwanz is??

 

[tirwin1]

With a face like that she needs something to compensate. Good for her! I mean him!

 

[GOPerfect]

 

[Tisto]

Did she say what size batteries it requires or is it AC powered ?

 

[ManualF150]

Did she say what size batteries it requires or is it AC powered ?

If it's AC powered, is it single phase or three phase?

 

[DoOver]

If it's AC powered, is it single phase or three phase?

ChiTown, could be two phase.


I'm just sayin'

 

[dwa12479]

Did she say what size batteries it requires or is it AC powered ?

It's wall mounted and diesel powered according to Jussie Smollett.

 

[GOYABEAN]

 

[meketrefe]

 

[GOPerfect]

 

[Bigfoot]

WTF? I'm living in clown world.

And besides that, I got to go get the eye bleach.

I don't think hideous even comes close to covering it.
C'mon man, that thing is so damn ugly it's downright offensive.
That thing should really put a paper bag over that head OMG.

The ugly runs deep in that one... Wow.

I don't care about the size of it's dick. I can't get past that it's eyes are almost on the side of it's head.

 

[spat]

Can't say I doubt it when Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot claims to have a giant hog. Never did say it was natural though...

She spelled "is" wrong.

It's "is the biggest dick", not "has the biggest dick".

 

[Defilade]

 

[spat]

In Keaton's defense, it took a team of makeup artists working for hours to get him that ugly.

Her, it just comes natural.

 

[spat]

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Isn't that cultural appropriation ?

 

[fresch]

How do these things stay in power!

 

[meketrefe]

How do these things stay in power!

No better options.
Thats how fucked up society is.

 

[prambo]

No better options.
Thats how fucked up society is.

 

[Podmonkey]

That bitch has got to be one of the ugliest humans alive today. She looks like Thriller backup dancer.

 

[Podmonkey]

Let's play "Spot Lori the Undead Lightfoot"-

 

[ArmedCorgi]

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What dafuq is that?

 

[meketrefe]

Let's play "Spot Lori the Undead Lightfoot"-

Looks like the DNC.

 

[meketrefe]

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What dafuq is that?

And that is why she/it is no longer welcome in Scotland.

 

[ArmedCorgi]

And that is why she/it is no longer welcome in Scotland.

Interested to know if that kilt is a real tartan and if so, which clan.

 

[meketrefe]

Interested to know if that kilt is a real tartan and if so, which clan.

The O'Freakeens Clan