Podmonkey
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Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 41)
Location:
Cambria co. PA
Occupation:
Trucker

Podmonkey

.475 A&M Magnum, Male, 41, from Cambria co. PA

U.S. Military

Its 3pm I am home, it's been a very tough week. I got hardly any sleep this week. I am in my PJs and I have NO intention of changing today Mar 5, 2019

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Viewing thread NY Guns and Pot - New Laws coming, Mar 26, 2019 at 10:45 AM
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      To put it another way: I'm wiping everybody's ass for em and all I have to show for it is shitty fingers.
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Sounds like something out of Full Metal Jacket.
        Nov 4, 2016
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I've hit the wall, the asshole wall. I'm at the point where being a nice guy is just screwing me over, now its time to be an asshole.
      1. Magnus and Cleck like this.
      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        I don't know the circumstances, but I always agree with being an asshole.
        Nov 4, 2016
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    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Two things I don't like: Narrow dock doors and New Jersey I'm in both, good thing I'm headed home.
    4. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I see they have alcoholic root beer now. That's...... ironic.
      1. swilliams likes this.
      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        They've had it for a while now, where have you been?! It's good stuff too
        Oct 25, 2016
    5. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Trucker, n. - One who exists in a perpetual state of rage.
      1. Magnus and swilliams like this.
      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        I can't even begin to imagine. I get nuts just going from central Jersey out to PA.
        Oct 21, 2016
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I'm just glad I have been working the midwest this month.
        Oct 21, 2016
    6. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I swear, I think the whole country is covered with a rain cloud today
    7. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Well I'm Okla-fuckin'-homa. Yippee! Home of the most passive aggressive douche bags on earth.
      1. swilliams
        swilliams
        Can't exactly 'like' this one. Get home soon!
        Oct 18, 2016
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      2. Darth
        Darth
        Sounds OK to me...
        Oct 19, 2016
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    8. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Holy hell I'm tired. Liked hallucinating tired.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        I know the feeling. No good sleep since I tore my quad in August. Total zombie some days.
        Oct 18, 2016
    9. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ever smack yourself in the facebwith a crowbar? I don't recommend it.
      1. Acer-m14
        Acer-m14
        lol .. i put a 3/4 breaker bar on the flywheel nut of a 150HP outboard boat motor once and the the owner hit the key .. Wack on the temple .. got a nice scar .. he would have gave me his wife via lawsuit LOL
        Oct 18, 2016
    10. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      This evening I will get to indulge in something I rarely get to do on the road: go to sleep without setting the alarm and wakeup whenever!
      1. Magnus and swilliams like this.
    11. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I have to poop.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        Pics?
        Oct 13, 2016
    12. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Looks like I'm in KC for the day. BBQ time!
      1. NYGuns and Darth like this.
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I was stuck in shop all day and I didn't even get the chance to have BBQ. I ordered some chinese food, oh the humanity!
        Oct 10, 2016
    13. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      That moment the shower decides to rapidly switch switch from warm and to relaxing to "why am I covered in blisters" hot with no warning.
      1. meketrefe likes this.
    14. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      On the road again, do doo doo do doo do, ooon the rooooad agaaaain.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Are you road kill?
        Oct 7, 2016
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I'm the road master son, and don't you forget it.
        Oct 7, 2016
    15. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I just spent 5 hours at the range. Had a great time too but boy am I tired. Head hurts too.
      1. Darth likes this.
    16. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Finally home! Gonna pack up for the range trip tomorrow and hit the hay. Finally get to pickup the PPQ as well!
      1. Darth and NYGuns like this.
    17. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ever get so angry that you feel your pulse in your eyeballs?
      1. Darth and NYGuns like this.
      2. Darth
        Darth
        Yep. And your vision pulses.
        Oct 2, 2016
    18. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Homeward bound as of 0300 tomorrow baby! Guns, shooting and general laziness just one day away!
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      3. swilliams
        swilliams
        We're north of Millville, in Columbia County. Probably a couple hours East of you.
        Oct 1, 2016
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Yeah, that just about clear across the state, I'm right next door at the Loves off I 80 ATM though. Go figure.
        Oct 2, 2016
      5. swilliams
        swilliams
        We passed by there at 4:07, lol!
        Oct 2, 2016
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    19. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Well I just used the ignore feature for the first time. Anyone care to guess on who?
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      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        I missed this particular drama, but I still think I know the answer.
        Sep 30, 2016
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      3. Darth
        Darth
        Nope, wasn't me swilliams.
        Sep 30, 2016
        NYGuns, swilliams and Podmonkey like this.
      4. pontiacmrc1
        pontiacmrc1
        Prolly me. It's ok, I know I smell. LOL :p
        Oct 1, 2016
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    20. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm going off the rails on the crazy traaain! Is it time to go home yet? No? Sigh.
    21. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Yay! I have a follower! Um, now what do I do? I'm used to being ignored.
    22. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Is there anything better than a cool fall breeze after a balls hot summer?
      1. Cleck likes this.
      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        Yeah. More balls hot summer!!! (I hate the cold. Can't enjoy fall 'cause I know what's coming.)
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I know, what happened to nice long falls? We get like 2-3 weeks then right into winter it seems! Still I'm lovin the windows down while I sleep weather!
        Sep 27, 2016
    23. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Just sitting here in a truckstop....not making any money at all because weekend dispatch is incompetent. I got ammo to stockpile goddamnit!
      1. NYGuns and Phauxtoe like this.
      2. Acer-m14
        Acer-m14
        I'm always stuck at one .. oh i work there .. LOL
        Sep 28, 2016
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    24. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm fixin' to peruse the naughty goods at the giant Cabelas just past Chicago. And makes faces at the fish.
    25. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ah Winsconsin, land of my birth, my people. And WI has reciprocity with PA!
      1. NYGuns and swilliams like this.
    26. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I just wanna go home so I can pick up my PPQ and shoot my Shield for the first time!! One more week.
      1. NYGuns likes this.
    27. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      At on of the sketchiest truck stops in America. If I never post again it'll because some lot lizard cut my throat in the night.
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      3. Magnus
        Magnus
        good! Thanks to those bitches my package is delayed.
        Sep 23, 2016
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Low dollar prostitutes delayed your package?
        Sep 23, 2016
      5. Magnus
        Magnus
        I said too much already...
        Sep 23, 2016
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    28. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      People in TN do NOT know how to drive!
      1. swilliams
        swilliams
        Haha. NJ either.
        Sep 20, 2016
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Jersey is so bad I had to tell dispatch I need a break from there for a while! I almost T boned a freaking school bus when it pulled out in front of me!
        Sep 20, 2016
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    29. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Hittin' the hay in...... where the hell am I again? Oh yeah, Illinois.
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    30. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Must..... not.... go into........ political forum......
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Do it.
        Sep 17, 2016
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        No!! I don't wanna!!
        Sep 17, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 41)
    Location:
    Cambria co. PA
    Occupation:
    Trucker

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