Podmonkey
Last Activity:
Jul 20, 2019 at 8:30 AM
Joined:
Sep 13, 2016
Messages:
15,827
Likes Received:
18,890
Trophy Points:
178
Media:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 41)
Location:
Cambria co. PA
Occupation:
Trucker

Podmonkey

Monthly Donor, Male, 41, from Cambria co. PA

Monthly Shot Winner U.S. Military Monthly Donor

'Nother day of not enough dollars Jul 10, 2019

Podmonkey was last seen:
Jul 20, 2019 at 8:30 AM
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Serenity now!!
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Alright, thats it! No more breakfast burritos!! I've been hotboxing myself all freakin morning!
      1. NYGuns, Darth and Cleck like this.
      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        Hamburger helper has been killing me the last two days as well. I have the last container of leftovers today.
        Nov 30, 2016
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      3. NYGuns
        NYGuns
        worth it
        Dec 7, 2016
        Cleck likes this.
    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm going off the raaaails on the craaazy traaaaaain!
      1. Cleck likes this.
    4. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Playing vidja games in the truck while waiting to bail out another driver. A very disgruntled driver from the sounds of it, should be fun.
    5. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Breakfast burrito this morning was a baaaaad move! Burned worse on the way out than it did on the way in!
      1. Magnus likes this.
    6. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Lemon curry?
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Maybe?
        Nov 18, 2016
    7. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I am in a very nasty, uncharitable mood today. I'm not sure why........ Oh that's right I'm a trucker. All makes sense again!
    8. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Today is clusterfuck day apparently.
    9. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      So Louisiana was full of assholes, Arkansas was full of...... people holding doors for anyone and everyone and yielding traffic. Very nice!
    10. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      There is a big ass Bass Pro a little up the street from the truckstop I'm at for the night. Any purchase suggestions?
    11. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Louisiana? Y'all are assholes on the highway!
    12. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      "Not my president" "Then leave" "It's my country, I'm not leaving" "Not anymore it's not, fuck off!"
      1. Cleck likes this.
      2. Darth
        Darth
        Remember the left's cry in 2008? "You might not respect him, but you MUST respect the office!" Fuck you!
        Nov 9, 2016
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    13. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Fuck it, I'm buying an AK now baby. Maybe a new Saiga? Import ban could get lifted.
    14. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      "My cat can eat a whooooole watermelon!" I will mail a $1 bill to the first person that can name the movie that references by 8PM.
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      2. Darth
        Darth
        It's going to crash tomorrow anyway. Use it for stoking the fire when the grid goes offline.
        Nov 8, 2016
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Why must you depress me further, I'm practically holding a razor blade to my jugular over here!
        Nov 8, 2016
      4. Darth
        Darth
        Go down the road, not across the street.
        Nov 8, 2016
    15. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      To put it another way: I'm wiping everybody's ass for em and all I have to show for it is shitty fingers.
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Sounds like something out of Full Metal Jacket.
        Nov 4, 2016
    16. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I've hit the wall, the asshole wall. I'm at the point where being a nice guy is just screwing me over, now its time to be an asshole.
      1. Magnus and Cleck like this.
      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        I don't know the circumstances, but I always agree with being an asshole.
        Nov 4, 2016
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    17. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Two things I don't like: Narrow dock doors and New Jersey I'm in both, good thing I'm headed home.
    18. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I see they have alcoholic root beer now. That's...... ironic.
      1. swilliams likes this.
      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        They've had it for a while now, where have you been?! It's good stuff too
        Oct 25, 2016
    19. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Trucker, n. - One who exists in a perpetual state of rage.
      1. Magnus and swilliams like this.
      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        I can't even begin to imagine. I get nuts just going from central Jersey out to PA.
        Oct 21, 2016
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I'm just glad I have been working the midwest this month.
        Oct 21, 2016
    20. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I swear, I think the whole country is covered with a rain cloud today
    21. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Well I'm Okla-fuckin'-homa. Yippee! Home of the most passive aggressive douche bags on earth.
      1. swilliams
        swilliams
        Can't exactly 'like' this one. Get home soon!
        Oct 18, 2016
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      2. Darth
        Darth
        Sounds OK to me...
        Oct 19, 2016
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    22. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Holy hell I'm tired. Liked hallucinating tired.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        I know the feeling. No good sleep since I tore my quad in August. Total zombie some days.
        Oct 18, 2016
    23. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ever smack yourself in the facebwith a crowbar? I don't recommend it.
      1. Acer-m14
        Acer-m14
        lol .. i put a 3/4 breaker bar on the flywheel nut of a 150HP outboard boat motor once and the the owner hit the key .. Wack on the temple .. got a nice scar .. he would have gave me his wife via lawsuit LOL
        Oct 18, 2016
    24. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      This evening I will get to indulge in something I rarely get to do on the road: go to sleep without setting the alarm and wakeup whenever!
      1. Magnus and swilliams like this.
    25. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I have to poop.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        Pics?
        Oct 13, 2016
    26. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Looks like I'm in KC for the day. BBQ time!
      1. NYGuns and Darth like this.
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I was stuck in shop all day and I didn't even get the chance to have BBQ. I ordered some chinese food, oh the humanity!
        Oct 10, 2016
    27. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      That moment the shower decides to rapidly switch switch from warm and to relaxing to "why am I covered in blisters" hot with no warning.
      1. meketrefe likes this.
    28. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      On the road again, do doo doo do doo do, ooon the rooooad agaaaain.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Are you road kill?
        Oct 7, 2016
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I'm the road master son, and don't you forget it.
        Oct 7, 2016
    29. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I just spent 5 hours at the range. Had a great time too but boy am I tired. Head hurts too.
      1. Darth likes this.
    30. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Finally home! Gonna pack up for the range trip tomorrow and hit the hay. Finally get to pickup the PPQ as well!
      1. Darth and NYGuns like this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 41)
    Location:
    Cambria co. PA
    Occupation:
    Trucker

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    "A living being seeks, above all, to discharge its strength. Life is will to power."
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