BREAKING: Bernie Sanders recovering from heart surgery

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Like all communist men, he has a hard on for the world in general and his prostate was choking off blood flow in his heartless heart. Surgery to remove his head from his ass was unsuccessful and his outlook for the future of mankind remains shitty.
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togmaster said:
He will be dropping out of the race soon.
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Between that, and the DNC sacrificing Creepy Joe Biden over the Ukraine / Impeachment thing going on.
That leaves the door wide open for Corrupt Hillary Clinton to enter the race.
She has been pretty active lately doing her rounds on the leftist television programs and elsewhere.
It is supposedly to promote her new book but that is a cover... She is actually campaigning during those programs... IMHO

As far as Pocahontas goes. I read that the major Democrat donors will not donate to her campaign because she is campaigning on breaking up their companies and taxing the crap out of them too.

The rest of the 2020 Democrats are clowns and have no chance against President Trump and the DNC knows that.

Trump vs Clinton --- Round 2 ?




I am just thinking out loud.

Does this post hold water?
 
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A man went in for heart transplant surgery and the doctor told him there were 3 donor hearts available.

One was from an 17 year old boy who was a star athlete in his school. One was from a 28 year old woman marathoner. And the third was from a 78 year old socialist Senator. Since this man was first on the list for surgery, he could have his choice of which heart to receive.

He thought for a moment and chose the heart of the old socialist Senator.

The doctor was surprised. "I can see why you might feel uncomfortable with a woman's heart in your body but why would you choose the heart of a 78 year old over that of a 17 year old athlete?"

"Well Doc, I figure if I am going to get a new heart I might as well get one that has never been used."
 
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This is like the wizard of OZ. Only in this version Nancy Pelosi is the scarecrow, Joe biden’s the tin man,
Feinstein’s the wicked witch of the west, Schumer an lil’ Andy are the flying monkeys. Congress an senate are the munchkins. Trump’s the guy behind the curtain. The cowardly lion sanders just got his heart, i’am fuckin’ Dorothy my dog’s Toto, and this is all one big bad fuckin dream...
 
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omg they found out he actually had a heart .. i hope the docs used some Red-White-Blue colored stents
 
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