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Oh, the Forms You'll Fill!
A DOGE Poem in the Style of Dr. Seuss

Oh, the forms you'll fill! The lines you'll stand!
The stamps you'll need! Oh, isn't it grand?
At the Department of Government Efficiency, see,
They promise to help both you and me!

With papers in stacks, so tall and so wide,
And people just waiting (and waiting) inside.
They say, "Take a number! Sit down in a chair!
We'll call you up soon! (Just wait over there.)"

Then—ZOOM!—in a flash, with a wag and a grin,
Came DOGE, the great fixer, all set to begin!
"Much slow! So wait! No time to delay!
I’ll fix this up fast! I’ll speed up today!"

He stamped and he sorted, he typed with great speed,
He made things go faster—just what folks need!
But the moment one problem was neatly all done,
Another appeared—oh no! Not just one!

For rules must be followed, and boxes must check,
And every last paper must pass an inspect!
So round and around, the process must spin,
Though DOGE tries his hardest, will it ever begin?

So if you have business, and hope things go quick,
Be ready, my friend, for a bureaucratic trick!
For the forms will keep coming, the lines will grow long,
But DOGE will keep trying—so brave! So strong!
 
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The 10 DOGE Commandments
(Department of Government Efficiency)

1. Thou Shalt Not Wait Forever – Let no line be too long, nor any form take a lifetime to complete.


2. Thou Shalt Minimize Red Tape – For too many rules maketh the people weep and gnash their teeth.


3. Thou Shalt Keep It Simple – Blessed are the clear instructions, for they shall inherit the workflow.


4. Honor Thy Stamp and Thy Seal – But do not worship them, lest all things grind to a halt.


5. Thou Shalt Not Overcomplicate – If three forms will do, make it one. If one will do, make it none.


6. Thou Shalt Not Pass the Buck – Let not the people be sent from desk to desk, like sheep without a shepherd.


7. Thou Shalt Seek Swift Approval – For a decision delayed is a decision denied.


8. Thou Shalt Not Confuse the People – Jargon and fine print are the enemies of efficiency.


9. Thou Shalt Serve, Not Hinder – The purpose of DOGE is to help, not to slow.


10. Thou Shalt Remember: Much Efficiency, So Wow – For a system that works is a blessing indeed!
 
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What did DOGE do when its call to the Federal Reserve was placed on hold?

It cancelled the contract for the 3-hour diversity training the operator was taking, on how to answer phones more inclusively!
 
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BREAKING: EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin just announced that his team has discovered a staggering $20 BILLION that the Biden regime laundered to corrupt NGOs.

Zeldin has referred the matter to the Inspector General & Attorney General Pam Bondi.

"Shockingly, roughly 20 billion of your tax dollars were parked at an outside financial institution by the Biden EPA. This scheme was the first of its kind in EPA history and it was purposefully designed to obligate all of the money in a rushed job with reduced oversight. Even further. This pot of $20 billion was awarded to just eight entities that were then responsible for doling out your money to NGOs and others at their discretion, with far less transparency. Just under $7 billion was sent to one entity called the Climate United Fund."


 
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Who, what, when, where, how, why
Oh hanging we shall go
Oh hanging we shall go
Hi ho the corruption must go
Oh hanging we shall go

If after all this bs is uncovered (it goes back decades) and nobody is put to death, put in prison (hard time) , civil war looks to be the only answer from looking at history.
 
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President Trump confirms DOGE entered the IRS today for an Audit

When asked if he expects the IRS to close… “I don’t expect it, BUT….”

We all know where this is heading… if you believe Trump is restoring the constitutional republic, the IRS WILL be closed, because it is illegal.

The External Revenue Service just needs to get the ball rolling.
 
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Case Filed By Blue States to Remove Elon Musk as Head of DOGE Goes to Far-Left Trump-Hating Judge Tanya Chutkan – Hearing Is Set for Today​

On Thursday, 14 radical leftist Attorneys General filed a lawsuit against President Trump and his DOGE audit team. These radical leftists claim that Elon Musk, one of the most impressive, creative, and brilliant minds of the last century, is operating with unchecked power because his DOGE team is working diligently to find and expose fraud and waste in the US government.
Democrats are totally against tracking down the fraud in the US government. They have been protesting every day and making threats against Elon Musk and President Trump for having the gall to expose wasteful government spending that already has tallied into the billions.
The lawsuit landed in the hands of lawless Judge Tanya Chutkan, the Trump-hating Obama judge who has ruled consistently against President Trump in any case that made it to her desk.
Judge Tanya Chutkan’s record reveals a blatant bias against conservatives and an unrelenting dedication to advancing the radical Marxist agenda.


Case Filed By Blue States to Remove Elon Musk as Head of DOGE Goes to Far-Left Trump-Hating Judge Tanya Chutkan - Hearing Is Set for Today | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hoft

A contentious lawsuit from blue state attorneys general targets Elon Musk's role in overseeing DOGE, raising questions about judicial bias and political motivations. The upcoming hearing could set significant precedents.
www.thegatewaypundit.com
 
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livingston said:

Case Filed By Blue States to Remove Elon Musk as Head of DOGE Goes to Far-Left Trump-Hating Judge Tanya Chutkan – Hearing Is Set for Today​

On Thursday, 14 radical leftist Attorneys General filed a lawsuit against President Trump and his DOGE audit team. These radical leftists claim that Elon Musk, one of the most impressive, creative, and brilliant minds of the last century, is operating with unchecked power because his DOGE team is working diligently to find and expose fraud and waste in the US government.
Democrats are totally against tracking down the fraud in the US government. They have been protesting every day and making threats against Elon Musk and President Trump for having the gall to expose wasteful government spending that already has tallied into the billions.
The lawsuit landed in the hands of lawless Judge Tanya Chutkan, the Trump-hating Obama judge who has ruled consistently against President Trump in any case that made it to her desk.
Judge Tanya Chutkan’s record reveals a blatant bias against conservatives and an unrelenting dedication to advancing the radical Marxist agenda.


Case Filed By Blue States to Remove Elon Musk as Head of DOGE Goes to Far-Left Trump-Hating Judge Tanya Chutkan - Hearing Is Set for Today | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hoft

A contentious lawsuit from blue state attorneys general targets Elon Musk's role in overseeing DOGE, raising questions about judicial bias and political motivations. The upcoming hearing could set significant precedents.
www.thegatewaypundit.com
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EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AS WELL AS THE LIBERAL JUDGES NEED TO BE LOCKED UP. THIS IS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!
 
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Case Filed By Blue States to Remove Elon Musk as Head of DOGE Goes to Far-Left Trump-Hating Judge Tanya Chutkan – Hearing Is Set for Today
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What possible cause could she have to rule against DOGE? It is an agency that existed for a long time. It has been headed by "unelected" people. Only thing different is Trump renamed it and Elon is actually doing the job, unlike everybody before him. Yet she will rule against Elon and DOGE. She doesnt care that she will be overturned... at some point. How many corrupt commie judges do we have to go before until that happens? They are doing anything they can to delay things and could drag this out til Trumps term is over and some dem gets back in office, and all this waste and theft of our money gets put on the back burner and some dem DOGE head determines there is no waste and theft. That is why I wasnt too excited about Bondi's lawsuit against NY. It just drags things out and all the dems can hope for is time. Elon has found X amount of mis spent money from some bureau. That money was ok'ed by someone. You know who that is, go out and collar him/her and put them in cuffs, that'd push the rest of them back on their heels and running for cover, and selling each other out like the sewer rats they are.
 
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stokes said:
What possible cause could she have to rule against DOGE? It is an agency that existed for a long time. It has been headed by "unelected" people. Only thing different is Trump renamed it and Elon is actually doing the job, unlike everybody before him. Yet she will rule against Elon and DOGE. She doesnt care that she will be overturned... at some point. How many corrupt commie judges do we have to go before until that happens? They are doing anything they can to delay things and could drag this out til Trumps term is over and some dem gets back in office, and all this waste and theft of our money gets put on the back burner and some dem DOGE head determines there is no waste and theft. That is why I wasnt too excited about Bondi's lawsuit against NY. It just drags things out and all the dems can hope for is time. Elon has found X amount of mis spent money from some bureau. That money was ok'ed by someone. You know who that is, go out and collar him/her and put them in cuffs, that'd push the rest of them back on their heels and running for cover, and selling each other out like the sewer rats they are.
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Policing the federal judiciary is SCOTUS's job. But they are loathe to admit any judges would be that corrupt, so they turn a blind eye to amazingly egregious behavior.

They need to grow a pair and discipline these judges that think they can do whatever they want regardless of what the law says.

If they refuse, then Trump should appoint a couple judges that will do the same thing for the opposite reasons and push it until SCOTUS is forced to do something.
 
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TEOTWAWKI inc. said:
Trump 47 - 25 days in office. DOGE savings (maybe) of ~$810.00 per taxpayer to date.

At the current rate, 166 days of existence until the agency "expires" on 7/4/2026, each taxpayer could save approximately $5,378.40

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Not sure where I got 166 days. Its 531 days, and at the current pace that would be $17,204.4 per taxpayer in savings.

Good DOGE Boiz!
 
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