Elizabeth Warren gets a DNA test

[Blimey]

Suffice to say we'd not hear of this if she didn't have it coming back showing she has no native american ancestry.

It turns out that between 6-10 generations ago, or ~200 years ago, somebody in her blood line was native american.

She is treating this as a win, but the test says she is between 1/32 and 1/512 native american.

 

[Catskillkid]

I bet the whole Wampanoag Nation is doing a sun dance in honor of their relative.

 

[GOPerfect]

'Who Cares?': Trump Reacts to Warren's DNA Test Showing Native American Ancestry


So there is a correction to the story. Her 10th great grandfather is injun. That makes her 1/1024 injun . Hum, that clears things up.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

Native name.....
Distant Bull

 

[kev74]

She'll always be Fauxahontas to me.

 

[GOPerfect]

All of the DNA tests that I have taken give very precise %'s. All of them. She is a wretched cunt filled with lies.

 

[Criticalt]

I know a 6'4", blonde haired, blue eyed guy named Gunder Hendrikson who is 99% Scandinavian and 1% native american.
He is 1200 times more native american than Warren.

 

[Criticalt]

I know a guy named Undgubar Bookhehm from Uganda.
He is 99.5% African and .5% native american.
He is 560 times more native american than Warren.

 

[prambo]

Mrs. prambo is 1/8-1/4 Mohawk; not too sure where the Shortsleeve family fits in.

Regardless, I'm more Native American than Fauxcohantas just by breathing air that Mrs. prambo exhaled.

 

[Robin]

Its not even positive, its a might be. Get another test you lying skank, this time I'll pay for it with the tester of MY choice.
Robin Seesbullshit

 

[Criticalt]

I know a guy named Patrick O'Patrick.......oh nevermind.

 

[GOPerfect]

As for Indian, I have none. I have always been proud of what and where I come from. These liars make me sick!!!!

 

[Bob]

My grandfather's grandmother was Narragansett. I've never called myself Native American. I've never said I am of Native American heritage. I HAVE said that I have Native American ancestors. Just like I've said that I have German, Swiss, English, Welsh ancestors.

I simply don't subscribe to the identity politics bullshit.

 

[prambo]

I love how the Ancestry ads have all the BS about what your "nationality" is. One ad, a woman says, "I've always put down Hispanic, now I just mark "Other". She turns out, at least in the advert, to be mostly Native American.

Ahhh.....................BULLSHIT - you're "nationality" is American. You're ethnicity is who you're genetically descended from, and it is largely irrelevant - unless you're a Marxist stooge.

 

[reinhardt]

I don't know what tribe she claims ancestry from but I wonder based on the results of her test would they consider her one of their own?

 

[GOYABEAN]

So is she trying to claim some type of casino % due her or something

 

[E the massive]

I don't know what tribe she claims ancestry from but I wonder based on the results of her test would they consider her one of their own?

No. Think the cutoff is 1/8 native.

 

[cgrutt]

Ben Shapiro nailed it.

So the same media who say that two X chromosomes don't make you a woman now say that a Native American ancestor 10 generations ago makes you Native American. Got it.

Warren Releases Study Showing She's Supremely White. Media Then Pretend She's Native American.

 

[E the massive]

How much $ is she getting from the ancestry companies? Publicity, publicity, marketing.

 

[Dr. Evil]

My grandfather's grandmother was Narragansett. I've never called myself Native American. I've never said I am of Native American heritage. I HAVE said that I have Native American ancestors. Just like I've said that I have German, Swiss, English, Welsh ancestors.

I simply don't subscribe to the identity politics bullshit.

Same here. I really don't care and so no difference in my life knowing minutia like this.

 

[Target]

The question is did the DNA test deem that she was human or not.

 

[soylentBlue]

My results say I'm 50% centaur.

 

[GOPerfect]

Ethnicity Estimate
Scandinavia73%

Europe West11%

Caucasus6%

Europe East4%

Great Britain3%

Iberian Peninsula1%

Europe South<1%

Middle East<1%



This is what a DNA test result looks like....


Whatever she received? God only knows.

 

[Twogunwilly]

Daddy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun.

 

[Steal2B]

I understand that the report confirmed Elizabeth Warren may have been 1/1024 Native American but I understand the odds are she is still more than 51% redskin Naked Mole Rat. Just look at those cheekbones and other similar fearures, it's gotta be. There has to be some other canine, jackel, or hyena stuff too, since her offspring, Alexander, is widely accepted to be a genuine Son of a Bitch.

 

[GOPerfect]

I am more Middle Eastern than she is Injun, maybe I should begin claiming preference for being a minority.

 

[CaseHardened]

Obviously Elizabeth will be supplying DNA Samples upon request, to be anonymously submitted to mainstream DNA companies.

Not just an isolated partisan she Cherry-Picked.

And even he couldn't come up with better than 1/64 - TOPS !!

 

[Deplorable Me]

Daddy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun.

Sig or Ruger?

 

[Blimey]

Opinion | Did Elizabeth Warren Just Kill Identity Politics?

Truth.

 

[Blimey]

Ben Shapiro nailed it.



Warren Releases Study Showing She's Supremely White. Media Then Pretend She's Native American.

trump absolutely should write her a check for $900 over this. That would completely nail her on it.