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This brought back memories of the late 80's and early 90's and made me laugh. I was a regular at the Palladium and Limelight clubs in NYC back then. Almost every chick smelled like a mix of hairspray, fake leather and mint gum.
When I was 19, my friends and I used to take our fake ID's and go this place that was full of 40 year old divorced women. They were all named Tammy back then.