Mitt Romney Knocked Unconscious, Black Eye, Stitches
Ok, I'll fess to it. I slugged the worthless prick as best I could.
He was a shit-assed Governor - who attacked Gun Rights in Mass bigtime.
He's an asshole and a traitor.
So when he knocked on my front door, asking to "borrow" a cup of flour for his Quiche, I hauled back and whacked him.
Left him there, too.
In the morning I followed his snail tracks as he crawled back next door, so at least there was no need to waste a Body Bag on the Bastard.
FUCK MITTENS
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