NJ Man Charged For Lying About Shooting!

[GOYABEAN]

Newark man lied about how he got shot on Turnpike, police say

 

[swilliams]

D'oh!!!

 

[Podmonkey]

"Uh... I like.. fell on this bullet and it drove itself into my gut."
Nurse checks off "bank robbery" on clipboard.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Maybe he is schizophrenic. Then he would be correct.

 

[Phauxtoe]

I was going to say he slipped in the shower and fell on it isn't that the old excuse

 

[Shadow2]

Perfect reason to buy a glock, everyone falls for the I was cleaning it and it went off excuse.