Marine Cpl
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Your examples are ridiculous. But you know that already. How about this one? If I use a longer barrel, it'll suppress the noise.Since there's no definition of 'gun', does that mean a bow with string silencers is a suppressor? How about a crossbow with fuzzy bits on the string?
I understand your paranoia, but typically that's not how laws are interpreted.
If we want to get really nutty, an indoor range is a silencer because it is intended to muffle the sound of gunfire. The definition doesn't say the silencer has to be attached to the gun. So that cluster of evergreen trees planted along the outdoor range is also a silencer.
There's no paranoia from me. I'm just pointing out how the laws are written by people who don't know guns. They are written how they are written and you are trying to use common sense to interpret them. There's no common sense in them. They are written by people who think barrel shrouds are shoulder things that go up.
Anyone with a basic knowledge of firearms and the ability to read and comprehend English can see that. Yet you are arguing here that a muzzle loader isn't a gun instead of saying to yourself that they wrote "gun" into the definition without defining it. We all know what they meant. They wrote "firearms" into the definition yet rifles and shotguns aren't firearms by their definition.
My point in this is that according to exactly how the laws are written, they inadvertently banned things.
So you can get mad at me and feel the need to defend yourself but in the end if you read the laws without bias and see what is actually written in them word for word, you'd see what they say.
And in case you weren't aware, laws are used to convict someone in a court of law by the exact words that are written in the law. There is no need for interpretation unless it is ruled in their favor and you appeal. That's how it works.