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I’m more asking myself why that Sailor is checking out the junk of another.
Political Picture thread. (humor/memes/etc)
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I’m more asking myself why that Sailor is checking out the junk of another.
livingston
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kev74
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GOYABEAN
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byron
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A Harley motorcyclist is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C. when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A newspaper reporter watched the whole thing unfold.
The reporter turns to the Harley rider and says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. Marine, a Republican, assaults African immigrant and steals his lunch."
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A newspaper reporter watched the whole thing unfold.
The reporter turns to the Harley rider and says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. Marine, a Republican, assaults African immigrant and steals his lunch."
byron
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Curmudgeon
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Because he's a sailor?
kev74
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They didn't "attempt to overthrow Lincoln as President", they were convicted of conspiring in the assassination of Lincoln.
Execution of the Lincoln conspirators, 1865
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Hillbilly77
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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