Porch Pirate dealt with by AR

[technicalgadget]

Almost Met His Maker: Porch Pirate Gets Caught Stealing By Homeowner Who Is About That Action! - WorldstarHipHop

His ride took off immediately! straight abandoned him on scene.. Posted by JR

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[dsdmmat]

This should happen everywhere.

 

[togmaster]

I like the way his buddy in the car left him there.

 

[Doc8404]

He should’ve butt stroked that MFer.

 

[dsdmmat]

He should’ve butt stroked that MFer.

Then bayoneted him for good measure.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

See. Simple and easy. No need for police, no need for a counselor, no fuss, no muss. Excellent trigger finger placement.

 

[technicalgadget]

I think he let the perp get a little too close to him as he set the box back on the porch. Had the perp tackled him at that point, it may have gone sour.

 

[Steal2B]

I think he let the perp get a little too close to him as he set the box back on the porch. Had the perp tackled him at that point, it may have gone sour.

I'd like to think his wife was providing cover and his teenage son had a high ground post outside of a 2nd floor bedroom window.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Didn't he take note of the vet who beat the life out of the dude with his shotgun?

 

[Mk44]

Excuse me... and chambers a round in his AR.
"you musta lost your MF mind"

LMAO
I was waiting for the thief to piss in his pant.

 

[Deplorable Me]

How will the left sell this as racist?

 

[ProgSpear]

Black Guns Matter

 

[4WHLDRFTN]

 

[Darth]

"Oh my god, a black man with a gun!?"

Aren't we all supposed to be like "But no, we didn't mean gun rights for THEM!"

At least that's what the news told me.

 

[GOPerfect]

I like the way his buddy in the car left him there.

They do this shit all of the time. Yep, real friends indeed.

 

[spat]

How will the left sell this as racist?

The guy taking responsibility for his own property is acting white.

Just as the left has redefined man/women to be unrelated to biological sex, they are working to define race as independent from physical characteristics.

Pretty soon they will demand a dark skinned conservative pay a natural blond liberal "reparations". Because they will call the black guy "white" and the white guy "black".

Joe even let the cat out of the bag, your voting preferences will determine your race, not your skin color.

 

[Cavalry]

I really thought Samuel L. Jackson would have lived in a more upscale neighborhood.

 

[Parzival]

Seems like getting a job would be so much easier.

 

[holdover]

I really thought Samuel L. Jackson would have lived in a more upscale neighborhood.

LOL "SAY WHAT AGAIN"! Im a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker.

 

[Acer-m14]

I like the way his buddy in the car left him there.

could have been his girlfriend driving LOL ..

 

[Shadow2]

I cant stop laughing, I didn't know Samuel L had a brother.

 

[pshift]

I would not have let him get that close. I'm sure he needed to change his undies after meeting an armed citizen.

 

[holdover]

OHHHHHHH Another satisfying video from our friends in the hood

**FULL VIDEO** Mississauga Porch Pirate Fails Stealing A Package & Gets His Car Stuck In A Snow Bank - YouTube

 

[Robin]

Glad they got the asshole. The home owner was quite the dork though.
Robin

 

[Mr. terzmo]

Couldn't be NY....look at the size of that magazine.

 

[Mk44]

other stories/vids indicate it was in Detroit, Michigan (no mag capacity limit.)

 

[Podmonkey]

If he was home, why wouldn't he have taken tge package in? There is too much liability in doing what he did.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Screw your porch pirates.