State of the Union, play by play?

[Catskillkid]

RBG isn't going to be there? Darn I was hoping she'd start drooling on herself.

 

[Marine Cpl]

Fucking Ryan.

 

[Darth]

13 Democratic lawmakers decided to boycott.

Wow, what a travesty. They won't be there to be a PITA. How sad.

 

[redtail]

I don't remember old jug-ears getting such a raucous response.
Noice.

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

He just trolled them with his glass of water lol

 

[Dr. Evil]

He seems reserved so far in his tone.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Everyone better stand for the heroes in the audience regardless of where they stand politically.

 

[Catskillkid]

Coast Guard chick is hot!

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Trump loves America like I do. He seems so genuine and sincere.

Thank God he won the election.

 

[Darth]

I'm falling asleep here.

 

[GOPerfect]

My god, he got shot in the freaken leg! 3 1/2 months off of work?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Coast Guard chick is hot!

Easy big fella.

 

[GOPerfect]

Coast Guard chick is hot!

Really? How's that eye prescription doing?

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Schumer = weasel

 

[Catskillkid]

Schumer and Pelosi look constipated

 

[Dr. Evil]

Pelosi has dry mouth lol.

 

[redtail]

Snarling pelosi hag.

 

[kev74]

Schumer and Pelosi look like they're sucking on lemons.

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Pelosi looked like a bimbo trying to blow bubble gum

 

[GOPerfect]

Schumer and Pelosi look constipated

Wife just said the same thing.

 

[Darth]

Not the only dry lips she has...

 

[Dr. Evil]

At least Schumer applauded. On second thought maybe he was trying to get back the feeling in his hand.

 

[Catskillkid]

Really? How's that eye prescription doing?

It's called low standards.

 

[GOPerfect]

The Demoncrats are so rude and sticks in the mud. They make me sick!

 

[Patriot]

How freaking great is POTUS Trump! He’s clearly trying to unify this country and these bitter Dems (you lost, get over it) just sit there and try to stall progress.

 

[ArmedCorgi]

internet froze

 

[Catskillkid]

Hey Darth...he said "Tremendous". Time to take a shot!

 

[Dr. Evil]

He is hitting them with facts. They can't stand facts. Love it!

 

[Catskillkid]

And none of the black or Hispanic reps stand for the good news. Sad.

 

[Patriot]

Lowest unemployment among African Americans and Hispanics ever recorded! Damn right! Obama couldn’t say that. Took a Republican to make it happen.