Woodstock law requiring all firearms to be locked away and secured draws standing-room-only crowd
- Thread starter Dr. Evil
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GOYABEAN
.950 JDJ
Are the thugs and gang bangers also going to be required to follow these steps 
capitalcrew
.44 mag
Horrible. Why even pass a law you can't enforce?
holdover
.475 A&M Magnum
so they are liable if somebody cant get to their gun in time to save a loved one?
Dr. Evil
20×102mm Vulcan
You know the answer to that question silly.
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
One word: Woodstock. Wish I could say it's the land that time forgot. Sadly it's the land where people forgot their brains.
Bozo
.45 acp
Unconstitutional under Heller. End of story.
Mr. terzmo
.308 Win
proposed...and passed are entirely different
The libertarian in me says It is NO ONES BUSINESS what someone chooses to do or not do on their private property. Beat it government it's not your business. Take a hike.
ken75ranger
22lr
My front door is locked. Good enough for me.
nordon
.38 Special
Route 28 from, from Kingston to Shandakan has been poisoned by the liberal types.
Robin
.475 A&M Magnum
My front door is licked, at my discretion, good enough for the founders.
Robin
Robin
nordon
.38 Special
Did anyone read the article ? "Owner had all 12 serial numbers registered" ? No SAFE in 2010, WTF ? Kingston have "option" of registration for "safety" ?
Police Chief Clayton Keefe said the last theft of guns in the town was in 2010 when 12 long guns were taken from a locked cabinet in a Wittenberg home. Because the owner had the serial numbers registered, they were recovered by Kingston police within three days, Keefe said.
Police Chief Clayton Keefe said the last theft of guns in the town was in 2010 when 12 long guns were taken from a locked cabinet in a Wittenberg home. Because the owner had the serial numbers registered, they were recovered by Kingston police within three days, Keefe said.
Celt
.338 Win Mag
That sounds gross man, i hope theres no lead paint on the door.
4excal
.338 Win Mag
There isn't any thugs and gang bangers in Woodstock
4excal
.338 Win Mag
I never read anywhere about Franklin, Jefferson, Washington licking their front doors.. I do remember reading that Adams licks his back door though
Mr. terzmo
.308 Win
I don't recall "registered" I thought written or saved, something like that
Robin
.475 A&M Magnum
Damn!!! I got licked on this one!
Robin
Robin
4excal
.338 Win Mag
You lick!Damn!!! I got licked on this one!
Robin
Robin
.475 A&M Magnum
Just an occasional ice cream cone.
Robin Sherbit
Robin Sherbit
BerettaGuy
.308 Win
What ever happened to stay out of my bedroom.
eagleridge357
.223 Rem
Another useless, ineffective, asinine piece of legislation proposed....boy, I sure feel a lot better now!
vanderblack
.357 mag
Get past my locked doors, alarm system, dogs and wife and you can have my guns. They are more secured than those locked in the homes of Woodstockers.
Robin
.475 A&M Magnum
There is not a lick of evidence this will solve anything. Right Woodstock?
Robin
Robin
Greywolf224
6.5 Creedmoor
"Faluotico said “immediate possession” is contained within one’s residence or vehicle, so Wenk’s proposal is “already defeated” by the definition of immediate possession."
So whats the point being made?
She said safer storage of guns can prevent suicides, many of which are committed with a firearm.
Uhhh... but if I feel suicidal, I know the combination or have the key!!!
So whats the point being made?
She said safer storage of guns can prevent suicides, many of which are committed with a firearm.
Uhhh... but if I feel suicidal, I know the combination or have the key!!!
BerettaGuy
.308 Win
This is a satirical rewrite of the article.
A proposed (marital sex Law) drew a standing-
room-only crowd of mostly (Swingers) to the Woodstock Town Board meeting March 21 as council members attempt to balance STD’s with marital sex. The law, as proposed by Councilman Jay Wenk, would require any person over the age of 12 to only have sex with their married partner in their home in a locked and secured bedroom.
“All people over the age of twelve in the town of Woodstock, whether homosexual or straight or trans will be prevented from any sexual activity without condoms whenever they wish to have sex and such sex must be performed in a locked bedroom,” the resolution states. Violating the law would be punishable by a $500 fine, 120 days in jail or both…
But Alexandra Dubruff, volunteer for New Yorkers Against Gun Violence, said Wenk’s proposal is straightforward and not unprecedented. “It’s basically if you don’t have your urges within your immediate control, you lock it up. It’s really simple,” she said. “Just as we take safety precautions with swimming pools, medicine bottles and seat belts in cars, we must have precautions STD's in our home for the safety of our loved ones, especially our kids.”
A proposed (marital sex Law) drew a standing-
room-only crowd of mostly (Swingers) to the Woodstock Town Board meeting March 21 as council members attempt to balance STD’s with marital sex. The law, as proposed by Councilman Jay Wenk, would require any person over the age of 12 to only have sex with their married partner in their home in a locked and secured bedroom.
“All people over the age of twelve in the town of Woodstock, whether homosexual or straight or trans will be prevented from any sexual activity without condoms whenever they wish to have sex and such sex must be performed in a locked bedroom,” the resolution states. Violating the law would be punishable by a $500 fine, 120 days in jail or both…
But Alexandra Dubruff, volunteer for New Yorkers Against Gun Violence, said Wenk’s proposal is straightforward and not unprecedented. “It’s basically if you don’t have your urges within your immediate control, you lock it up. It’s really simple,” she said. “Just as we take safety precautions with swimming pools, medicine bottles and seat belts in cars, we must have precautions STD's in our home for the safety of our loved ones, especially our kids.”