13-Time Convicted Felon Shoots Himself In The Testicles, Drugs Fall Out Of His Butt During Surgery

[Dr. Evil]

13-Time Convicted Felon Shoots Himself In The Testicles, Drugs Fall Out Of His Butt During Surgery

This story is for when you think YOU had a bad day...

 

[libertysnake]

It's only funny until you realize your tax dollars went towards that surgery.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Somebody should've told the moron that marijuana has largely been decriminalized so he probably doesn't need to hide it up his ass.

 

[Podmonkey]

13 time convicted felon should not be a thing.

 

[repete]

13 time convicted felon should not be a thing.

My thought too. A second chance is just that, A SECOND CHANCE! Not 3 or 4 or more what part of second do they not understand?.

 

[fresch]

13 time convicted felon should not be a thing.

Sing it brother.
First thing dropped, gun charges.
How about the fat black blob going states on the guy that murdered the two guys in the restaurant? She gave the gun iirc.

 

[BDinPutnam]

It would be weirder if he shot himself in the butt and the weed fell out of his testicles.

 

[BDinPutnam]

Sing it brother.
First thing dropped, gun charges.
How about the fat black blob going states on the guy that murdered the two guys in the restaurant? She gave the gun iirc.

If you're a prosecutor, who do you want to nail more, the murderer or the accomplice?

 

[fresch]

Pretty sure they have the killer, DNA, people who were there saw and know him as he worked there.
On this one get the two accomplices too.

 

[Acer-m14]

of coarse it fell out .. they sedated him for surgery .. his ass was puckered up from the frontal pain LOL ..

 

[Pissed Off Patriot]

How loose does does your asshole have to be, for drugs to just fall out?

That guy's got issues.

 

[Saltwater60]

He must have passed a background check.

 

[spat]

If you're a prosecutor, who do you want to nail more, the murderer or the accomplice?

If you have to choose, our justice system is badly broken.

 

[Deplorable Me]

He's got blew balls, one blew this way, one blew that way........

 

[togmaster]

How loose does does your asshole have to be, for drugs to just fall out?

That guy's got issues.

13 time felon. He must have been a popular inmate.

 

[kev74]

If I had a nickle for every time I shot myself in the nads and had a bag of drugs drop out of my ass...

I'd have no nickles.

 

[Sneezy]

Did his girlfriend take him in the ass and then shove the balloon there?

 

[@thewheels]

They declined to arrest him at the hospital, and he turned himself in after an arrest warrant was issued. While they were strip-searching Wilson, police found another bag of marijuana inside his rear end.


This guy must have owed somebody on the inside or he's regularly constipated.

 

[BDinPutnam]

@Darth could not be reached for comment before press time.

 

[Darth]

@Darth could not be reached for comment before press time.

He was a bit tied up at the moment...