Dr. Evil
20×102mm Vulcan
13-Time Convicted Felon Shoots Himself In The Testicles, Drugs Fall Out Of His Butt During Surgery
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13-Time Convicted Felon Shoots Himself In The Testicles, Drugs Fall Out Of His Butt During Surgery
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libertysnake
.338 Win Mag
It's only funny until you realize your tax dollars went towards that surgery.
Hillbilly77
6.5 Creedmoor
Somebody should've told the moron that marijuana has largely been decriminalized so he probably doesn't need to hide it up his ass.
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13 time convicted felon should not be a thing.
repete
.338 Win Mag
My thought too. A second chance is just that, A SECOND CHANCE! Not 3 or 4 or more what part of second do they not understand?.
Sing it brother.
First thing dropped, gun charges.
How about the fat black blob going states on the guy that murdered the two guys in the restaurant? She gave the gun iirc.
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
It would be weirder if he shot himself in the butt and the weed fell out of his testicles.
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
If you're a prosecutor, who do you want to nail more, the murderer or the accomplice?
Acer-m14
.950 JDJ
of coarse it fell out .. they sedated him for surgery .. his ass was puckered up from the frontal pain LOL ..
Pissed Off Patriot
.223 Rem
How loose does does your asshole have to be, for drugs to just fall out?
That guy's got issues.
That guy's got issues.
Saltwater60
.950 JDJ
He must have passed a background check.
spat
.700 Nitro Express
If you have to choose, our justice system is badly broken.
Deplorable Me
.577 Tyrannosaur.
He's got blew balls, one blew this way, one blew that way........
13 time felon. He must have been a popular inmate.
kev74
20×102mm Vulcan
If I had a nickle for every time I shot myself in the nads and had a bag of drugs drop out of my ass...
I'd have no nickles.
I'd have no nickles.
Sneezy
6.5 Creedmoor
Did his girlfriend take him in the ass and then shove the balloon there?
@thewheels
.308 Win
They declined to arrest him at the hospital, and he turned himself in after an arrest warrant was issued. While they were strip-searching Wilson, police found another bag of marijuana inside his rear end.
This guy must have owed somebody on the inside or he's regularly constipated.
This guy must have owed somebody on the inside or he's regularly constipated.
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
@Darth could not be reached for comment before press time.
