Podmonkey

At the buffet. I sat down, looked around, and realized I'm in the ridiculously fat fuck section.

What is with the periodic Chinese post bombing?

I used to work with a guy, liked to talk about the "Three rings of marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering".

I love pissing you New Yorkers off by greeting y'all with a "howdy"

Watched that stupid pen pineapple apple pen video and now I can't get it out of my head!

I have successfully, albeit unintentionally, drop tested my rifle, light and mount. Bobbled it and sent it twirling up into the air.

@Darth, stop pretending to be a porn star.

Snow Day!!

Who can parallel park like a champion? This moto right here, that's freakin' who!

Alright, there are a couple of you with Switches on here. So when we gonna do some NYGF Super Smash Bros action?

Man my shoulder is hurting worse every day.

So I heard the Bill's just changed their fight song to "Yakkity Sax". Its more fitting.

Saw a Trump sticker on the back of a trailer. Truck turned but had no markings of company. Red tractor, white trailer. Reminded me of you.

Starting my new job tomorrow. Not a moment too soon, I'm almost completely broke!

Was browsing the comment section of a youtube and came across a screen name I liked. It was "throw_communists_out_of_helicopters".

"You look like Stevie Wundah, with your eyes rolling around in your head so much!"

I may be able to go buy one in a month or so and then I can make it for you. I actually had that same setup and lost it on a camping/fishing trip.

How far are you from Carmel,NY? I'd need you to bring it all with you so I can mold it. I can do it all same day.

I've made a few leatherman sheaths. Let me know if you want one. I got a lot of different colors of kydex and have many options for carry.

Ja, I bought dat car.

Looking at a 2013 Maxima with 54k miles on it. They want $14k for it, which frankly seems reasonable right off the bat to me.

Just quit my job

Who else is working Labor Day?

Plainview TX is aptly named.

I'm thinking despite the weight penalty I may well just go with the Vortex Razor HD 1-6.

Das Boot is such a damn good movie!

Its eyeball pulsating anger time. Lub dub, lub dub. I think they are going to explode. My head veins too.

I did something very amusing on the range today. I can't wait till I get home and am able to share it with you all.

Scrumpadoochous

Yeah, sure I'll take a gamble. Murphy has been kicking my ass all week, why deny him his fun?