Biden's First State of the Union

[kev74]

 

[livingston]

He is Not Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is to blame for everything.

All those who do not support him are racists, insurrectionists, and terrorists.

Climate change, climate change, climate change.

Voter suppression.

We give you the prize But also you need to include

 

[livingston]

He is going to tell us how he will open up the Keystone pipeline and help the economy...

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March 1, 2022​

US and allies agree to release 60 million barrels of oil from their reserves as Russian invasion of Ukraine causes price spike​

 

[Tisto]

 

[Dr. Evil]

Something along the line of this perhaps?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Is someone going to lead him from the door to where he is speaking or can he do it all by himself because he is such a big boy? Beyond pathetic that in his metal condition his family leaves him out there for the world to see.

 

[Tisto]

I want to see him shit his pants right there on the podium in front of everybody. That would make it worth the pain of watching.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Do you think his handlers are crapping in their pants hoping this doesn't turn out into a political Hindenburg?

 

[Tisto]

Oh, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE say something about Cornpop or how you were a lifeguard at some lake that doesn't exist, or how you were a truck driver, or how you graduated law school top of your class. PLEASE !!!!

At least make this shit entertaining.

Maybe he can steal Hillary's bullshit about avoiding sniper fire !

 

[Dr. Evil]

Oh, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE say something about Cornpop or how you were a lifeguard at some lake that doesn't exist, or how you were a truck driver, or how you graduated law school top of your class. PLEASE !!!!

At least make this shit entertaining.

Maybe he can steal Hillary's bullshit about avoiding sniper fire !

Maybe a story about when he was in band camp?

 

[S&W Fan]

The really pathetic thing is that Kamala I'm sure actually thinks she has done a good job up until now and is worthy of her title. At what, I'm not quite sure.

Oh you know. Someone has to help AOC blow All those Donkeys.

 

[Dr. Evil]

One thing I'm sure about. Major victory lap for covid.

 

[Uninformed and Compliant]

I wish I was in control of that teleprompter, rofl

 

[Dr. Evil]

I wish I was in control of that teleprompter, rofl

I wish you were too.

 

[Jmac00]

you guys are awfully optimistic, Im betting ONE whole dollar, 15 minutes into his speech China Joe losses his place, forgets what he was talking about and then says " well anyway" ~~~~

or

at some point, hes going to faint, or pass out and we FINALLY get to deal with Blowjob harris, and if you think China Joe was a bad POTUS, wait til the world gets word that we have a blo-broad for a POTUS

 

[Defilade]

 

[SomeSoldier]

I wish I was in control of that teleprompter, rofl

 

[kev74]

I think its going to be exactly like that.

 

[Deplorable Me]

3 minutes till showtime.

 

[kev74]

I'm watching the cspan feed. The room is empty!

 

[kev74]

And Brandon cured kung flu. Almost no masks, lots of hand shaking, no social distancing.

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[kev74]

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Throw her a fish already so she'll stop that!

 

[Deplorable Me]

Russian Ruggels?

 

[kev74]

This stupid piece of shit won't be happy until he provokes an attack over here.

 

[Catskillkid]

Russian Ruggels?

Pound for proud? Those tongue twisters man.

 

[Catskillkid]

This stupid piece of shit won't be happy until he provokes an attack over here.

If Trump said this he'd be called a warmonger.

 

[kev74]

He's fucking up every 5th word now.

I predict a strong finish to his speech.

 

[kev74]

And.... Pelosi is playing with her dentures already.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Watch Pelosi's eyes.