Podmonkey

Why do you hate me NC? What did I ever do to you huh? Why must every trip through you be a nightmare?

Got a new dispatcher, of course on a day that goes tits up!

I am so full of ham and cheesy potatoes. I gonna 'splode.

You ever see somone so soft you wish you could put them out of their misery?

Loong, awesome day at a new range. Kicked ass in the april challenge. Post when I get home.

going to the range to use the worlds most expensive hole punch and embarrass myself in the April target challenge.

In the brief times I spend at home I have come to this realization. I sleep very well with an AR under my bed. Any one else feel the same?

The purple pills taste like grapes.

I have to try to make a dozen eggs disappear in 3 days.

Free pizza rulz!

Good-freakin'-night I'm tired. Like halucinating out corner of my eyes tired. Been up since 7PM yesterday, drove all night.

It just cost me $40 dollars to drive 150 miles along I44 in Okla-freaking-homa.

Watching old Jackass vids and laughing like an idiot. I miss Jackass.

Final 120 mile push for the day..... engage Monster Boost!

Running, throwing, lifting big things...<takes drag on cigarette> Teslik, thats alright with me man.

In Wonderful Atlanta GA. In the beautifully ghetto fabulous part of town to be specific.

I have added North Carolina to the "States I hate" list. Have a bad trip everytime I go there. Not enough truck parking!

Why is it that sheep go to heaven but goats go to hell?

Do you find it rithible when I thay the name Biguth Dickuthhh?!

I just ate a baby corn that tasted like a pickle. I liked it!

God, I hate Jersey worse than Oklahoma!

My brother just texted me a pic of him sitting in a big snow bank. In his underwears. Me little bro is nuts I say.

Y U suck so much North East? Its all cold and snowy and shit! I shoulda stayed down south!

I'm dropping off some beer and right across from me is the Sierra Bullet plant. and next to them is Starline brass. but I don't reload.

Werner in the way. New driver I think. We were all there once.

God I hate Oklahoma!

You took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first and you exploded that into physical violence. And for that I applaud you

I just spilled 1.5 liters of soda all over myself and my bunk! And no shower or laundry facilities here! This is all your fault @Darth!

So I started the week in Georgia in 75º weather and now I'm in Michigan with 25º weather. That's bull poopies mang!

Subway or McDonald's?