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  • Whoever is making the Loves storebranded beef jerky, its excellent! Big, long dry strips like its supposed to be. Not slimy or chewy.
    Darth
    Darth
    Slimy and chewy beef jerky or GTFO.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Wet jerky is fucking disgusting! Jerky should not be chewwing gum. The dryer the better. I'd like to get a 55 gallon drum of this stuff for the truck.
    Darth
    Darth
    Matador is the shiz.
    I'm so tired I literally cannot see straight. Everything is all wavy and bobbing around slightly. Good thing I'm parked up for the day.
    FrankenCub
    FrankenCub
    "liberally"???? You must be tired...or sick. Run 6 mags and call me in the morning!
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    Hate that feeling, like being punch drunk. Worse for you, you're prone to be irritable.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    I am pretty disturbed that i only managed to sleep for 5.5 hours after a 30 hour stretch of being awake. I feel awake and alert but I'm seriously sleep depruved this week, I should have slept like a stone till the alarm went off
    Wow, my PS4 has survived a second tumble to the floor. I dunno how many airborne excursions it has left in it, but XBox aint this tough!
    DoD1776
    DoD1776
    you're right, xbox is tougher. All honest, get a case for your PS4, drill the thing in the damn wall.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Company truck, I cannot permanently alter it in any way. I stick it on my bunk when I'm driving but sometimes I forget and leave it on the shelf.
    DoD1776
    DoD1776
    Duct tape
    Ah, Shoemakers, one of my favorite spots! Soup, salad and meatloaf with mash n gravies. Almost as good as Mom's cooking.
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    How good are the mashed taters? Real or boxed?
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    judging from the lumps I'd say real. Not a lot of lumps, but enough to reveal they're not instant. Shoemakers is alright, its honest home cookin'. Meatloaf was really good. Potatoes in the potato n' ham soup were under done though.
    I swear, rural NY is the creepiest, banjo playinest country around!
    swilliams
    swilliams
    LOL. I so know what you mean. West Virginia ain't got nothin' on Sullivan County.
    HEX
    HEX
    You ever heard of Oniontown, NY ? It's legendary around here. Even the police don't really go in there.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    No, I haven't. You've piqued my curiosity though. Is the sound of banjos in the wind there?
    M'okay, I just had one of the weirdest encounters of my trucking career! No time now but post later.
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    Darth
    Darth
    Sorry about that, I assumed you were good with glory holes.
    Why does everybody want their money at the same time?!
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    Wanting and getting are two different things, first they have to catch you.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    I suppose I should be grateful I can pay all the bills at once like this. Wasn't long ago a single bill exhausted my funds.
    How pathetic do you have to be to wait on a lotto machine to be repaired instead of going "Oh, guess I'll try another day"?
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    The highlight of some people's day.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Very sad. I mean I'll do the occasional ticket too but only on a whim.
    Exonautic
    Exonautic
    whenever something gets in the way of a gambler, they assume that if they just give up, that that would of been their day to win.
    Well that TV of mine is broken. I've busted 3 of em now. I need something with a screen that isn't so delicate!
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    Stop throwing things at the news broadcast.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Nah, I forgot too lay it flat on my bunk before moving, it flopped over onto a ps4 controller and cracked the screen
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Well I procured a replacement, wanted one size smaller and thought thats what I got. Turns out its the same exact size, 40". Nice TV, Sony Bravia, 1080p, 120hz refresh. Don't have anything that outputs 4k so I don't need it.
    I thinking a bolt of lightning just struck very nearby. A blinding flash concurrent with a peal of thunder so loud it rocked my truck!
    My ps4 has somehow managed to survive what must have been a brutal fall from the shelf and across the cab. Xbone would surely have broken.
    If my dispatcher were in arms reach of me right now, I'd be going to prison for doing Rob Zombie level stuff to him.
    OOOOOOOklahoma where the people have very little brain...............
    Darth
    Darth
    s
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Wait how did the song go? was it rain then plains or the opposite?
    @dsdmmat, I'm not a reloader so I didn't wanna gunk up your Karma thread but a "like" to you sir!
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    dsdmmat
    dsdmmat
    You can post in there I will only count the posts that conform with the rules.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Eh, why make you wade through a bunch of fluff?
    dsdmmat
    dsdmmat
    Not like everyone else isnt going to be posting crap in the thread, but thanks!
    "How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man dosen't even trust his own pants!"
    Hey Podmonkey. You enjoying it that you're no longer a 'shifty' type guy? How's the new truck working out?
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    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Its working very well. I kinda like the automatic even. Though I miss shifting the gears myself.
    Only thing is the stereo sounds awful.
    swilliams
    swilliams
    Will the company let you replace it?
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Nope. I'm stuck with it.
    Been hangin out in WI, land of my birth, visiting family I haven't seen in 8yrs. Good people, I've missed em.
    Well, G'night. I find myself in the very odd position of needing to sleep as much as I can, for as long as I can tonight.
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    Give the snooze button a whack.
    Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    I didn't even set the alarm. I could only make till 1000. I have to get a nap in before I pickup at midnight.
    Deplorable Me
    Deplorable Me
    I hate night driving. Damn deer.
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