Podmonkey

Playing vidja games in the truck while waiting to bail out another driver. A very disgruntled driver from the sounds of it, should be fun.

Breakfast burrito this morning was a baaaaad move! Burned worse on the way out than it did on the way in!

Lemon curry?

I am in a very nasty, uncharitable mood today. I'm not sure why........ Oh that's right I'm a trucker. All makes sense again!

Today is clusterfuck day apparently.

So Louisiana was full of assholes, Arkansas was full of...... people holding doors for anyone and everyone and yielding traffic. Very nice!

There is a big ass Bass Pro a little up the street from the truckstop I'm at for the night. Any purchase suggestions?

Louisiana? Y'all are assholes on the highway!

"Not my president" "Then leave" "It's my country, I'm not leaving" "Not anymore it's not, fuck off!"

Fuck it, I'm buying an AK now baby. Maybe a new Saiga? Import ban could get lifted.

"My cat can eat a whooooole watermelon!" I will mail a $1 bill to the first person that can name the movie that references by 8PM.

To put it another way: I'm wiping everybody's ass for em and all I have to show for it is shitty fingers.

I've hit the wall, the asshole wall. I'm at the point where being a nice guy is just screwing me over, now its time to be an asshole.

Two things I don't like: Narrow dock doors and New Jersey I'm in both, good thing I'm headed home.

I see they have alcoholic root beer now. That's...... ironic.

Trucker, n. - One who exists in a perpetual state of rage.

I swear, I think the whole country is covered with a rain cloud today

Well I'm Okla-fuckin'-homa. Yippee! Home of the most passive aggressive douche bags on earth.

Holy hell I'm tired. Liked hallucinating tired.

Ever smack yourself in the facebwith a crowbar? I don't recommend it.

This evening I will get to indulge in something I rarely get to do on the road: go to sleep without setting the alarm and wakeup whenever!

I have to poop.

Looks like I'm in KC for the day. BBQ time!

That moment the shower decides to rapidly switch switch from warm and to relaxing to "why am I covered in blisters" hot with no warning.

On the road again, do doo doo do doo do, ooon the rooooad agaaaain.

I just spent 5 hours at the range. Had a great time too but boy am I tired. Head hurts too.

Finally home! Gonna pack up for the range trip tomorrow and hit the hay. Finally get to pickup the PPQ as well!

Ever get so angry that you feel your pulse in your eyeballs?

Homeward bound as of 0300 tomorrow baby! Guns, shooting and general laziness just one day away!

Well I just used the ignore feature for the first time. Anyone care to guess on who?