Podmonkey

I hate those stupid slugworth glasses shcumeroids wears.

Pancakes for din dins!

I got up at 0600 and drove 277 miles to work. Then I drove 400 miles for work. I'm tired, go sleep now.

Too bad your thread "How long do y'all typically carry? What is the longest time you've carried" went off the rails, I think it would be a perfect opportunity to talk about different holsters. I thinking about trying out appendix carry to see if I like it. I think the key to mine and your situations is we need to try out different holsters and find one that works for us.

If my life were a book today's chapter would be titled "Bedknobs and Clusterfucks".

Been working since 6PM yesterday (10th) Not done yet. Monkey tired now, wanna go sleep.

Holy shiznitt!!!!!!!!!! Just got a message from the big cheese that all of Cretes trucks are getting the speed limiter bumped to 65! Yay!

Having lunch at a crowded Subway. Feinsteins on TV questioning Comey. I loudly blurted "Shut the fuck up you dumb cow!" Oops.

In El Paso now. Sure hope I don't run into that hunchback guy!

G'night everybody, gotta move out at O' asscrack of the morning.

The southwest is a special place. I'm watching a storm sweep over the plains of New Mexico. Can see but not hear lightning. Its beautiful.

Alright. Emporia KS is on the list!

While it tasted alright the Huddle House sausage,bacon n' gravy stuffed hashbrowns are NOT settling well AT ALL.

In response to recent world events I have purchased a purse.

Didn't have nuthin but a can o green beens to eat, so I'm havin' a porterhouse!

El Dorado, hoooooooooo!!

Its, like, hot n stuff.

I had green beans out of the can for breakfast.

I wanna strangle whoever is in charge of omnitracs to death!

Ah, corn dogs n' burritos. Lunch of champions!

I walked into a shitter stall and saw there was a bar of soap sitting atop the TP dispencer. So I noped outta there and used another.

Maybe it does have an air leak?

@Plater1, #when you can't decide if your trailer has an airleak or if its just taking a long time to air up after sitting. Irritating

I'm not sure why but it kinda blows my mind that its only 350mi from Kentucky to Michigan. Seems like it should be farther than that.

You 'quack' me up.

"Measures have been taken"

Every minute I am not driving, after I have started my clock, costs me 4 cents in lost income. Every minute.

Is it all the sun that makes Floridians such space cadets?

I'm just about to start my day. Work day that is. Y'all are still sleepin'.

Just finished up my big range trip. I've been here since 10AM.