Podmonkey

Scrumpadoochous

Yeah, sure I'll take a gamble. Murphy has been kicking my ass all week, why deny him his fun?

@swilliams, what's this whole "beehive" thing in Utah all about?

Know what I hate? People that laugh at unfunny things. Like network sitcoms.

Does anyone else like dollar coins more than dollar bills.

Yeah, and she turned me into a newt!!!.......................... I got better.

"I just sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a bandaid"

NEVER USE PRICELINE.COM!! They tried to rip me off! Refused to give me a refund when they incorrectly booked my hotel room.

Boston will do that to you.

It is a SHITHOLE.

Just spent the day slugging it out in Boston. To save time I will concentrate all today's posts: I hate everyone and thing.

I just observed a truckstop employee scream obscenities at his boss, knock over a candy display and storm off, presumably having quit.

Does anyone wanna see the guts of a Magpul D60?

I have been in a terribly cranky mood lately.

I really like peanut butter.

Sticks make me happy

I am going to pursue the wares at outpost armory again. I intend to purchase a modest quantity of 7.62x51 and some M Lok stuff.

I swear to God, one of these days I'm just going to straight up murder one of these shippers/receivers with my bare hands.

Third party candidate, Don Blankenship, in VA? Makes me think of Kenny Blankenship from that MXC show.

I'm looking to move to the Atlantia area now.

Brewing up a memorable night I am.

The song from when Butch ran over Marcellus Wallace is playing.

I'm bumming around in the Cheektowaga Cabelas if anyone is in the area.

Rooples. Pooples.

Hoo boy, first time I've been through northern Nevada. This trip could end up costing me A LOT of money if I'm not careful!

You know you are really pissed when you can feel your pulse in your eyeballs. I think I've said this before. Several times.

Today I saw 3 camels..... in a field....... in Oklahoma. Seriously.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere "boncentration bamps".

Thinking about having my beloved DD rifle refinished in Cerakote.

I'm watching another driver in my company completely losing his mind. Its not pleasant. Makes me want to keep a lid on my own shit now.

Man I bought a lot of ammo this week! I didn't even realize it but I've bought more ammo this week than I ever have before!